sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

ryanvallejo:

when you wanted a nude in the 1500s you had to sit there and get your ass painted for 8 hours

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

korey kuhl tweeted me I feel so alive

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of